Gary is a resident at FunkBunk and regularly keeps us all entertained with news of local and international origin. The kind of stories that never get shown on TV and only make the smallest of columns in the local rags.
We asked Gary if he could give us a quick digest of his stories of the week – so here goes the first installment of ‘Gary’s News Flash’!
Nursery children opposite brothel in Bletchley
UFO spotted above Tesco in Aylesbury
Rough diamond sells for $40m
Church sues filmmakers for destroying Rio’s Christ
Giant iceberg breaks off from Antarctic glacier
Explosive vomit and skin eruptions: arsenic’s heyday
Did Saddam Hussein model himself on Darth Vader?
Star fattens planet and then devours it
Vindaloo Against Violence Day declared at Qld Parliament
Speeding hearse sets world record
Pastor screens gay porn in church
Pensioner guilty of Boy Scouts hammer threats