Gary’s News Flash – Episode 1

18002_1MurrowCBS.jpgGary is a resident at FunkBunk and regularly keeps us all entertained with news of local and international origin. The kind of stories that never get shown on TV and only make the smallest of columns in the local rags.

We asked Gary if he could give us a quick digest of his stories of the week – so here goes the first installment of ‘Gary’s News Flash’!

Nursery children opposite brothel in Bletchley

UFO spotted above Tesco in Aylesbury

Rough diamond sells for $40m

Church sues filmmakers for destroying Rio’s Christ

Giant iceberg breaks off from Antarctic glacier

Explosive vomit and skin eruptions: arsenic’s heyday

Did Saddam Hussein model himself on Darth Vader?

Star fattens planet and then devours it

Vindaloo Against Violence Day declared at Qld Parliament

Speeding hearse sets world record

Pastor screens gay porn in church

Pensioner guilty of Boy Scouts hammer threats

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